The other day I was walking past a field when I noticed 100 chickens fighting a donkey

It was a close contest but no ass can take that many cocks!!

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My wife gets everything mixed up nowadays. I get my steak well done,and my blow jobs are rare.

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3 things a woman can do better than any man.

1) Bleed for a week and not die.

2) Produce milk without eating grass.

3) Bury an 8" bone faster than a dog...
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I finally persuaded my wife to agree to a threesome with her twin sister.
Waste of fucking time, they both told me they had a fucking headache!!