Patient to psychiatrist:
- Doctor, I suffer from megalomania.
- What do you, miserable little man, know about megalomania?!
After a long hard working day Gynecologist and Pathologist go out of the hospital, look at the street and say:
Pathologist: People, alive people...
Gynecologist: And faces... faces!
Two psychoanalysts are cycling. One of them has a bad fall. Bruises, scratches, broken arm... Another runs up to him and asks in a very sympathetic voice:
- How much does it hurt?
Would you like to talk about it?
- Doctor, I suffer from megalomania.
- What do you, miserable little man, know about megalomania?!
After a long hard working day Gynecologist and Pathologist go out of the hospital, look at the street and say:
Pathologist: People, alive people...
Gynecologist: And faces... faces!
Two psychoanalysts are cycling. One of them has a bad fall. Bruises, scratches, broken arm... Another runs up to him and asks in a very sympathetic voice:
- How much does it hurt?
Would you like to talk about it?
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