"There's a guy on the phone who says he's Jamaican, but he sounds Scottish." said the receptionist.
"That'll be Jim Aitken." I said. "Put him through."

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Hans Olafson’s Laundry.”
“Hans Olafson?”, he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?”
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.
The tourist asks, “How did this place get a name like “Hans Olafson’s Laundry?”
The old man answers, “Is name of owner.”
The tourist asks, “Well, who and where is the owner?”
“Me, is right here,” replies the old man.
“You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olafson?”
“Is simple,” says the old man. “Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, “What your name?” He say, “Hans Olafson.” Then she look at me and go, ‘What's your name?’”
“I say, Sem Ting.”

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