Yo mama's so ugly...

You know, I’ll tell something - Yo Mama’s so...

Yo mama’s so ugly...

Yo mama’s so ugly, well.. look at you!

Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like you.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama’s so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama’s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it’s head.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when the terminator said "I’ll be back" he left running.

Yo mama’s so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like she’s been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!

Yo mama’s so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mama’s so ugly, it looks like she’s been bobbing for french fries....

And don’t you think that’s all I can tell ’bout yo’ mama.. stay tuned!