Who is who

Condi: That`s what I`m telling you.
George: That`s what I`m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow`s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I`m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That`s the man`s name.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir is in China? I thought he was in Middle East.
Condi: That`s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don`t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the UN.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the UN?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone)

Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea! And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China? And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?